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2017 Great American Solar Eclipse
The 2017 Great American Solar Eclipse will be the first eclipse visible in the contiguous United States since 1979! The circumstances are noteworthy for the following:
- The first with a path of totality crossing the USA's Pacific coast and Atlantic coast since 1918.
- The first where totality makes landfall exclusively within the United States since 1257 (over 500-years before there even was a USA).
Remember When ...? by LaVena Kay Kidd
History has a habit of getting lost. Do you remember when Friends debuted on TV? Our puzzle this month is all about dates. Your mission is to match the date with its historical or hysterical event.
1) VE Day 2) San Francisco Earthquake 3) Fall of the Berlin Wall 4) Battle of Gettysburg 5) Desi Arnaz's Birth 6) Princess Diana's Death 7) Premiere of Gone With The Wind 8) Charlie Brown's Christmas Debut 9) Kenneth Arnold reports sighting of UFO's 10) Cuban Missile Crisis 11) Battle of Trafalgar 12) Superman's debut in Action Comics #1 13) Defeat of the Spanish Armada 14) Battle of Waterloo 15) MTV goes on air 16) Edison patents the light bulb 17) Roger Maris breaks Ruth's home run record 18) Neil Armstrong steps on the Moon 19) Captain Kidd is executed 20) Kansas admitted to the Union 21) First Pizza Hut opens in Wichita
A) June 24, 1947 B) October 21, 1805 C) July 18, 1815 D) May 8, 1945 E) April 18, 1906 F) 1958 G) July 29, 1588 H) August 1, 1981 I) October 1, 1961 J) November 9, 1989 K) December, 1965 L) January 29, 1861 M) July 20, 1969 N) 1938 O) December 15, 1939 P) July, 1863 Q) May 23, 1701 R) 1880 S) October, 1962 T) August 31, 1997 U) January 19, 1953
1-D 2-E 3-J 4-P 5-U 6-T 7-O 8-K 9-A 10-S
11-B 12-N 13-G 14-C 15-H 16-R 17-I 18-M 19-Q 20-L 21-F
What Winning the Lottery Doesn't Mean to Me by Mark Levy
I am driving home Wednesday night with a New York State lottery ticket in my pocket, thinking about how my life will change when I win $10 million. Most of us lottery players think about this topic, from time to time, especially in the moments before the winning numbers bounce into view from the wonderful, plastic bingo ball dispenser on TV.
We think about paying off our bills, buying jewelry (the outrageously expensive, gaudy kind), cars (ditto), and houses... many of them. We dream of taking trips -- always first class -- to exotic places. The more altruistic of us, of course, contemplate paying for our children's education or our parents' long term health care. For the especially generous among us, supporting one or more philanthropic causes is definitely on the list. This evening, however, I think not about what I would do with an appreciable portion of a multi-million dollar jackpot, but what I wouldn't.
From the grandiose to the trivial, I realize that my life is filled with things that can be eliminated by the possibility of independent wealth. Here are the things I intend to give up.
1. I would no longer peel or steam off uncancelled postage stamps.
2. When dining out, I would no longer agonize over the relative value of one appetizer over another on a dollars per ounce basis.
3. I would no longer deduct the tax from my restaurant bill before I calculate the tip.
4. I would no longer begrudge the hat check woman her tip.
5. I would no longer park my car five blocks away from a restaurant or hotel to avoid valet parking.
6. I would no longer walk across the street merely to avoid the street musician with his open guitar case obstructing the sidewalk.
7. I would no longer belong to any organization that required my presence at 8:00 o'clock or (shudder) earlier in the morning... ANY morning.
8. I would no longer compare supermarket prices of tuna fish. Or cereal.
9. I would no longer purchase supermarket flowers.
10. I would no longer wait for my favorite brand of soda to go on sale, or settle for a generic brand.
11. I would no longer buy the economy size of anything that tends to get soggy, go flat, or smell yucky towards the end of its life.
12. With respect to opened milk containers, I would no longer resolve doubt in favor of freshness.
13. I would no longer scrape the sides of peanut butter jars.
14. I would no longer precariously drain ketchup from one bottle to another.
15. I would no longer scoop melons down to the rind.
16. I would no longer drink tap water.
17. I would no longer eat leftovers. Come to think of it, I would no longer place leftovers in my refrigerator. In fact, I would no longer have use for Saranwrap or Reynolds aluminum foil.
18. I would no longer put up with dull knives, dull scissors, or dull people at cocktail parties.
19. I would no longer borrow my neighbor's snow blower. In fact, I would no longer personally remove snow from my driveway, or anyone else's. Or even my walkway.
20. I would no longer buy seats in the bleachers.
21. I would no longer be tempted to purchase a monstrously large popcorn and drink at the movies merely because it's the best value.
22. I would never again see the inside of a store whose last four letters were "MART".
23. I would no longer buy my clothing out of season.
24. I would no longer wear jeans with holes in them (unless fashion designers made it clear that they looked the coolest that way).
25. I would no longer check my watch before I began a long distance call and every minute thereafter. For that matter, I would no longer even wear a watch.
26. I would no longer fill up with the lowest grade of gasoline. And I would never again pump gas myself.
27. I would no longer keep toll receipts.
28. I would no longer keep a list of books to watch for ___ a year after publication ___ when they are scheduled to come out in paperback.
29. I would no longer reuse mouse traps.
30. Finally, I would no longer open any envelope on which Ed McMahon's face appeared.
CryptoGrams by Jim Jelacic
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Hard - no punctuation, grouped in 5:
TZXJM JZMVJ IUPYR KUZXH NJKZW YHEPY ZKRYZ SVJIL JZHNJ UTQWT HLEUL VJ
Hard: Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
Palindromes: Coming and Going by George Lennox
All the answers to this quiz are words or names that are spelled the same backwards as they are forwards
- Time after A. M. and before P. M.
- Electronic device for detecting storms, speeders, and enemy aircraft.
- A device for finding a horizontal line.
- An Eskimo (or Inuit if you want to be up-to-date and politically correct) boat.
- Inhabitant of a particular Pacific island rich in phosphates.
- Sergeant Snorkel's dog in the Beetle Bailey comic strip.
- Familiar nickname for button-down comedian Newhart or Flame calendar editor Haley.
- District and village in northwestern Scotland, near Isle of Skye.
- Having the tartar removed, as from wine.
- British affectionate term for mother and also a short form of the name of a showy perennial flower.
- A small apron for a baby or someone dining on lobster.
- A joke or prank or to prevent from speaking.
Resolutions by Korki Whitaker
January 1st is traditionally the one day that many people come up with one or two or a whole list of things they would either like to do or stop doing. My New Year's Resolutionlist is quite simple; "Wait until a better time of the year to start on my resolutions." What joy can I find from trying to change my life when I can't both drive to and from work in daylight? How does trying to change bad habits or cultivate good ones help when coping with snow and cold? It is all I can do to survive what is happening with the weather, without heaping additional self-imposed stresses.
If New Year's Day is not a candidate for forming positive resolutions, what day would be a good one? One candidate might be either of the equinox. Spring is a season when the world around me is wakening and greening. This is a time for new beginnings, and it is a time that -- if I am trying to destroy an old habit -- there are things to do other than to be housebound by the cold and the dark. The autumn equinox is a time when we should realize that like the balance of sun and dark and swinging to the darkness, that our lives are dwindling to closer to an end, and we should become as humane and good as possible.
If not an equinox, Memorial Day is one that should see us reflecting on the sacrifices that soldiers have made in the name of our freedoms. How more appropriate to try to change ourselves for the better as a remembrance that we have the freedom to change. Instead of Memorial Day becoming a day off from work, it could be the day we decide to reflect and to make promises to ourselves to keep.
If not Memorial Day, the Fourth of July is another good choice. As our country declared its independence and decided to fight for the right to self-govern, so can it be a day when we acknowledge our desire for independence from bad habits or the right to cultivate positive traits.
The list of potential days could go on for as many days as are in a year. And maybe that is the answer. Maybe every day should be one where we reflect what we can do to become better individuals, to make a positive difference in someone's life, to make the world a better place. It makes no difference if for some reason we break one of the day's resolutions, as long as the next day we start again. It's the trying that counts.
A Few More Brain Teasers! By Marisa Morgan
1. A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?
2. If I were in Hawaii and dropped a bowling ball in a bucket of water which is 45 degrees F, and dropped another ball of the same weight, mass, and size in a bucket at 30 degrees F, at the same time, which ball would hit the bottom of the bucket first?
3. Ruth is 20 years old in 1980, but only 15 years old in 1985. How is this possible?
2. The ball in the bucket of 45 degree F water hits bottom last. Did you think that the water in the 30 degree F bucket is frozen? Think again. The question said nothing about that bucket having anything in it. There is no water (or ice) to slow the ball down.
3. The years are in B.C., not A.D.